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LCDR Graham
Lt. Commander


Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 142
Location: USS Oriskany
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Why did Worf change his hair color?

It was a good day to dye.

That's just one many jokes. Post your jokes here, pictures too. Nothing too dirty though as they will be deleted.
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Lt. Commander Peter Graham
Chief Security/Tactical Officer, USS Oriskany
Post Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:44 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
LCDR Graham
Lt. Commander


Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 142
Location: USS Oriskany
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http://www.marcofolio.net/imagedump/top_40_demotivational_posters.html

Very funny demotivational posters Very Happy ROFL!!!
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Lt. Commander Peter Graham
Chief Security/Tactical Officer, USS Oriskany
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LCDR D'Shoua
Lt. Commander


Joined: 19 Jun 2005
Posts: 59
Location: USS Infiniti
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What does the ENTERPRISE and toilet paper have in common?

They both hang around Uranus looking for Klingons! Laughing
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Lt. Commander Jared D'Shoua
Chief Security/Tactical Officer, USS Infiniti
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LT DeGrazzio
Lieutenant


Joined: 25 Oct 2007
Posts: 83
Location: USS Infiniti
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What is Data's favorite song?

"I Left My Head in San Francisco"
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Lieutenant Jayden C. DeGrazzio
Chief Science Officer, USS Infiniti
Post Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:41 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
MR Little



Joined: 03 Apr 2008
Posts: 253
Location: Starfleet Medical - Mental Health Facility
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I got a phone call the other day, it went something like this...

Guy: Did you hear the news about the Enterprise?

Gal: What news?

Guy: They're getting married!

Gal: Whoops. Was I invited?

Guy: That's not advisable for you to go to the party... They engaged the Borg.


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Yes, I know it's pretty old.
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Mr. McCloud

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